Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

Do you want to read a poem???

What is love? is it a smiling face,

a caring glance, or a warm embrace?

Whatever it is, a love concealed,

will sooner leave than be revealed

Bad isn't it? Comment in discussion.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

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Funny poems...

I Love My Job (The lost Dr. Seuss Poem)
I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell, there’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won’t care. I love each program and every file.
I’d love them more if they worked a while.
I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the firm, I am.
I love this work, I live these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I’ll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!
http://www.discursivemonologue.com/2007/05/12/the-lost-dr-seuss-poem-i-love-my-job/

Courtney